velinxi:

A dance that never ends

[Prints available here]

privatejoker:

heal your nervous system with this one weird trick

PRINTS / TIP JAR

iapislazuli:

had a dream the new online buzzword was “qualityslop”. people would say things like “you’re only enjoying it because it’s good”

pastel-pink-psycho:

idlelizard:

idlelizard:

cookie beast, stay tuned for his post-oven evolution…

wait he’s cute!!!

rpfok:

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

evilneo:

assaultmystic:

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

1five1two:

magicratfingers:

oujamon:

unionizedwizard:

himynameisemail:

importantcatpics:

slimetony:

slimetony:

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

raptorrobot:

i think everyone should name their pets full souls boss titles by the way because every pet insurance email i get is peak

sacred-portal:

luxgalador:

inwardhardar:

malibuklaus:

you could just do whatever back then

ancient podcasting tbh

witchdisk:

if I were to meet my clone, absolute first step is fucking. zero communication necessary we both know what’s up. maybe like a single nod.